What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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