im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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