like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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