You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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