fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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