i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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