i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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