You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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