awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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