Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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