What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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