i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
