Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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