i need an iv and a liver transplant
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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