i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so much tequila, so little girl.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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