I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
