we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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