New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have feelings that need drinking.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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