How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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