apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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