We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
cat food counts as protein by the way
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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