Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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