Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
