it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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