Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
