White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I forget how to act sober
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