Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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