nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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