just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
No...this little piggys going to the bar
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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