We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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