David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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