What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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