how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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