Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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