We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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