Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Green mimosas i think yes
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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