I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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