physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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