yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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