Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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