Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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