It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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