I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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