Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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