Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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