Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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