But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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