That's intense
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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