have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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