did you get engaged???
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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