Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
