so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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