Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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