We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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