On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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