So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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