I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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