Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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