you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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